. . . this was supposed to be kind of cool, wasn’t it? I mean, I see people sort smirk about this when they get to this part of their lead and everyone around the tables chuckles as they nod their heads knowingly. Am I missing something here? I guess because this is a stripe I never earned, I’m inclined to feel as though I haven’t really paid my dues. Maybe I should go knock over a liquor store or something.